Yeah, that's right, college is neat. Especially at Maryville University in St. Louis.

Guess what happened last night?

I went out for a drive to take some pictures and I found this bridge that overlooked the highway. So I pulled onto the shoulder, flipped on my hazard lights and walked over to the bridge. I got set up and took a few pictures when suddenly...lights flashed on behind me. Red and blue and white flashing lights. Then 7 cop cars pulled up and surrounded me. Including the sherrif himself. Apparently they got flooded with calls at the police office saying that there was a suicide attempt on the bridge overlooking the highway. About a hundred calls is what the sherrif told me. I smiled and chuckled a little and told them to gather around so I could show them the pictures I took with my digital camera. They liked them and told me I'd better go somewhere else so as not to worry everyone anymore. Then they drove away, and I went home. The end.